just get on with it.

life’s hard enough

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Often heard being muttered across the land by disgruntled youths and ancients alike “they were givin’ out shite to me”

Non-Irish people might be heard to exclaim:

“Really? Were they? What a curious thing to do! Surely that’s some sort of fetish?”

even google is questioning my googling abilities and asking if i am sure I did not mean

“giving out white” which – if you think about it – is even more curious a turn of words and reminds me of a story I once heard about how a  club in Peru do some inhouse promotions.

No google, I’m pretty sure I meant what I typed. They’re now directing me to related searches which deliciously enough include “shit through mouth”. Ah – fecal vomit. How does it always come to this?

And on that note.

At least some people are happy with this dire direness